Banana Clicktatorship

Rule a tropical island with banana-based economics and questionable morals. In this satirical idle-clicker, sunscreen is power, monkeys demand civil rights, and your decrees shape the destiny of Minzibar. Just... don’t run out of SPF.

🚨 Note: Version 1.2 now up as of 6/1:

• Interactive Tutorial
  First-time clicktators now get step-by-step guidance in banana-based governance.

• Monkey's Paw System
  Make twisted wishes with serious trade-offs. Be careful what you click for.

• Expanded News Ticker
  Dynamic headlines now reflect story flags, government decrees, and… creative labor policy.

• Dynamic Music & Backgrounds
  Transitions as your regime rises — early jazz, mid-game vibes, and the full imperial suite.

• Legacy Summary Screen
  Endings now come with full stats, legacy titles, and epilogues. How will history remember you?

• Save & Load Fully Functional
  Progress, decisions, and monkey diplomacy are all remembered between sessions.

• Polish Pass
  Improved UI, tooltips for decrees, mobile compatibility, and animated background(s).

If the save doesn't work, or any other bugs are still present, please let me know so I can patch asap! Barring some cosmetics, this version will not receive any more updates

-Welcome to Minzibar You were a billionaire. Then your yacht sank. Now you’ve declared yourself Supreme Leader of a tropical island nation whose economy runs on Gros Michel bananas and blind loyalty.

-What Is Banana Clicktatorship? Banana Clicktatorship is a satirical mobile/desktop idle game where every click is a decree, every banana is power, and sunscreen is a matter of life and death. Lead your people (and monkeys) to glory... or infamy.

-Support the Future of Minzibar
If you enjoy Banana Clicktatorship, consider leaving a small donation or sharing it with a friend! Your support helps fund future features, more ridiculous decrees, new endings, and free updates—including premium DLC expansions if enough bananas roll in.

-Features:

• Click to generate bananas and build your empire

• Pass absurd decrees with game-changing effects

• Handle story events with multiple choices and darkly funny consequences

• Keep your citizens alive with sunscreen… or don't

• Trigger wars, monkey uprisings, or sell your nation to Elon Musk

• Unlock multiple endings (including Total Banana Victory)

-Warning: This game contains satire, social commentary, and an unhealthy obsession with bananas. You’ve been warned.

From the tyrannical minds at StoneSignal Studios, this is just the beginning. Show some love so we can keep the madness going.